A prank wherein a person farts into an empty pillow case or bag, then unexpectedly places this bag over another person's head, then punches them in the stomach, forcing them to frantically gasp for air and inhale the nasty fart. Best practiced with a team of three, two of whom hold the victim in place, while the lucky third does the farting/punching.
"Fred was being a total douche, so we all got together and gave him the Shanghai Shroud. You should have seen his face when we farted in a pillow case and then placed it over his head, then punched him in the stomach. He inhaled that fart like a champ."
by ShanghaiMaster August 1, 2009
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Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!
Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.
Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
Get the Shrewd simian mug.The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
Get the Shrodinger's fart mug.The unspoken battle for arm rest position/supremacy between you and the over-sized individual who sits next to you on the plane.
Ugh...I lost my arm rest showdown with the slob next to me and had to spend the whole 6 hour flight straight-jacketed in my seat.
by Akntr October 1, 2013
Get the Arm Rest Showdown mug.An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.
"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."
"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."
"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."
by Sallie Mason May 27, 2005
Get the prized showdog mug.Shroud is an ex-CSGO pro player turned streamer, well-known for his godlike aim. Currently, he plays battle arena games, mainly PUBG and Apex legends. Comparable to the grim reaper "death" itself, one does meet shroud in game and live to tell the tale. His presence on the battlefield is divine work; God sending his best to clean up filthy noobs.
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