HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008

Short-Term Itis

No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.

My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.

by The Goddess Josefina September 13, 2018

I shot Marvin

An expression used to admit a careless mistake. Origin: a memorable line from Pulp Fiction.

Person 1: Did you just drop my laptop?
Person 2: Whoops, I guess I shot Marvin there.

by b33ftink October 7, 2007

how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.

n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?

by Rico Thorn February 27, 2008

short-lived infatuation

An extremely redundant/excessive phrase.

Oh my god I used to think he was SO hot! That was like such a like short-lived infatuation. Like, you know?!

by AliceofMalice September 24, 2013

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011