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by Sys69 June 7, 2022
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Dan: "are you saying I Shmullied you?"
Arin: "yes you did you Shmullied me good! How could you shmully me like that? "
Dan: "are you saying I Shmullied you?"
Arin: "yes you did you Shmullied me good! How could you shmully me like that? "
by PoppyPuppy August 31, 2022
Get the shmully mug.A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
Get the Shmuel Juice mug.Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.
Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists
Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley
Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs
Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD
Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists
Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley
Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs
Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD
Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
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