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shmuel

shmuel and dylan liked eachother
by Couvster April 29, 2021
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Shmugly

Something that is so cute but also so ugly
That dog is so shmugly, I mean look at his face!!
by Ehshhshshhs December 26, 2021
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Shmuel Spector

A super hot person with a 34in dick loved by everyone sexy body and a nice ass
"Oh my god I love Shmuel Spector he's so cute I want to marry him" Ariana grande
by Sys69 June 7, 2022
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Shmuel Spector

by Sys69 June 7, 2022
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shmully

The act of playing a prank or jape on someone in a playful bullying way
Arin: "it was cruel of you to mess with me while I was in VR, it's a rule for me not to do that"
Dan: "are you saying I Shmullied you?"
Arin: "yes you did you Shmullied me good! How could you shmully me like that? "
by PoppyPuppy August 31, 2022
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Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024
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Shmuley

Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024
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