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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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smeesters

Big man smeesters is the best driving instructer in the whole world (astroworld)!!! He is a big man
Gril: OMG ITS SMEESTERS!!

other gril: OMG NO HES MINE JESSICA
by solsos November 26, 2021
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smagster

a guy who is falling in love with an engaged woman or is already in love.
J: Is it wrong for me to be falling in love with an engaged girl?
V: Yes, you know what we call people like you?
J: What? there's a term?
V: Yes... don't be a smagster
by healthslang2 October 27, 2010
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sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010
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End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.
Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.
by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017
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Shiester

a shiester is a person who is shiesty - or low-down and dirty.
Probably someone you'd smack with a concrete c*ck, if you could.
"That shiester just left a buttery dollar in my yard."
by Kate Wu January 5, 2008
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