shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.

1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.

by BeeDT June 12, 2010

Shitfuckton

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.

How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!

by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010

shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass

"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness

The car is over there shitfuck

by magnarider June 12, 2006

Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011

shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.

1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

by Cu2Au April 23, 2006

Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011