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What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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Fuck The Dumb Shit

Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof.
Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit.
by Claude Ballz June 11, 2004
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what the fuck is this shit

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
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the fuck you say to me you little shit

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by Blqckout April 25, 2019
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Fuck the Bull Shit

Easily the best statement to use in any situation where the answer to anything is some simp shit that you would rather not deal with. Like most things...
Oh my god your an ugly bitch! Fuck the Bull Shit... im going to score some oxycontin hoe.
by Lou Baby May 23, 2005
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