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Shit on a Dick

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"
"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"
by thenamesgenital February 22, 2018
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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.
by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016
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Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.
George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.
by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-
by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016
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