Shit-Box

a piece of shit mustang with a fake cobra motor and wheels usually owned
by a piece of shit named chris m.
chris's mustang is a shit-box
by dean serafine September 15, 2003
mugGet the Shit-Boxmug.

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.
"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."
by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011
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shit box

the box that cats take shits in. also known as a litter box. they can also be urinated in
My friend travis was at my neighbors house a few days ago and he had to take a piss. he didnt want to go down stairs, so he jsut peed in the cats shit box. the next day the cat came to shit in the shit box and say the large sum of pee that wasnt hers. the cat didnt know where all the pee came from, so she sat down, looked constipated and peed in the shit box
by the cheat February 19, 2003
mugGet the shit boxmug.

shit box

A way of describing something you don,t like or when something bad that has happened.
Mick; Hey luke, how was your meal?
Luke; Shit box!

"Shit box!!!!" Said Mick after kicking his toe on his neighbors fence.
by Yukudufukuda August 4, 2006
mugGet the shit boxmug.

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022
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Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!
That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!
by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019
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Right up the shit box

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.
I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”
by Platmatt May 18, 2021
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