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matthew shaver

a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.
by iwanttodie45 November 15, 2017
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shaver

Something that everyone who's been called a Piyush should have in their possession.
You are a Piyush. Buy a shaver, please.
by Shaver Salesmen May 13, 2005
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Ass Shaver

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!
by poo June 17, 2004
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sammy shaver

what the fuck are you unable to swear pussy come try and kick my @55 and ill fuck you day up
you great twonk use proper words or ill kick your ass
by sir bellend the third April 13, 2005
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rat shaver

hey rat shaver! how many rats have you shaved today?
by littlesevvy May 22, 2016
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Kenneth E Shaver II

Kenneth E Shaver II is a new author on a horror kick and one of the few people on Earth who would actually welcome a full-fledged zombie attack with open arms...Perhaps as a result of his strange compunctions, Kenneth lives alone and is currently chained in one of his writing dungeons located somewhere in Ohio and/or New York. Kenneth's first horror novel Contamination was self published amid much trepidation....His second, traditionally published horror novel Vampire Kid/Dark Passage can be found worldwide, and is part one of a planned series of ten books.
Have you read anything by Kenneth E Shaver II?
by Vampire__Kid June 27, 2009
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Alonzo shaver

Alonzo shaver is a fine ass lightskin that loves him some miyonna
Miyonna is sexy and Alonzo shaver likes her real bad
by anonymous August 14, 2023
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