A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spider mug.An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
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Get the Shantina mug.Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.
by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014
Get the shit shatting mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug.Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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