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Shanghai Shake

Shanghai Shake.

1. Noun. A post move commonly used by the 7' 6" NBA basketball superstar center, Yao Ming. Consists of faking the defender one way and then following with a fadeaway going the opposite direction.

The move has many drawbacks however, if executed poorly, you could contract a tumor. There are other rare, but serious cases in which a man executed the move poorly and broke every bone in his left leg. Needless to say, he never recovered from the injury.

The move however, if executed perfectly, can severely injure the opposing player (if done to an NBA player). If the move is executed on an average person, then he will most likely be killed.
Example 1 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on Shaq*

Shaq: OH MY GOD!!! AHAHHHHAHAHH!!! I'M GOING BLIND!

Example 2 - *Yao Ming does a perfect Shanghai Shake on random person*

Random Person: WHAT THE HE-- *seizure*
by ssp0929 April 4, 2009
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Shanghai'd

Using false means or coercion to achieve a desired outcome from an individual.

Shanghaiing refers to the practice of conscripting men as sailors by coercive techniques such as trickery, intimidation, or violence. Those engaged in this form of kidnapping were known as crimps..
My girl told me we were going watch the game up at Woody's bar, but we ended up at Pottery Barn... she really shanghai'd my ass!
by Texdem20 December 20, 2012
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Shanghai Shroud

A prank wherein a person farts into an empty pillow case or bag, then unexpectedly places this bag over another person's head, then punches them in the stomach, forcing them to frantically gasp for air and inhale the nasty fart. Best practiced with a team of three, two of whom hold the victim in place, while the lucky third does the farting/punching.
"Fred was being a total douche, so we all got together and gave him the Shanghai Shroud. You should have seen his face when we farted in a pillow case and then placed it over his head, then punched him in the stomach. He inhaled that fart like a champ."
by ShanghaiMaster August 1, 2009
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Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole
Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick
by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010
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Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.
-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"
by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013
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Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.
John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.
by Shizdorm March 5, 2019
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