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This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation
Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS

Thou Shall Not Sleep 

If one of you're friends have a early bedtime and they are partaking in all nighter past 7 pm (their bedtime) use this term to codemn them from sleeping
Tyla:Guys it's time for me to go to my bed,it's 7pm.
The Groupchat: Thou Shall Not Sleep
Tyla:Alright I won't go to bed yet

death by tray it shall be 

when Darth Vader is mad he kills you with a tray
Vader: I WAS IN THIS LINE FIRST
Jar Jar: OH THEN GET SOME FOOD
Vader: death by tray it shall be.

the one who shall not be named 

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)
X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨