Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.

BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!

by BtotheJay January 28, 2010

Seattle Seahawks

Professional American football team based in the Pacific Northwest corner of the United States. Everyone rips on them, but they've been to three Super Bowls in nine years. Robbed in XL, won XLVIII, and lost XLIX. (barely.) They currently have arguably the coolest blue uniforms in the league. Their stadium is a nightmare for visiting teams, because the Seahawks usually win at home, and also because of the constant rain and deafening crowd noise.

Hawks fan #1: "Why didn't the Seattle Seahawks run the damn ball on the one yard line?!?!?"
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 21, 2019

Seahawked

To steal someones phone whith out them knowing and hack into their facebook page and write an embarrassing profile status.

Did you see Johnnys facebook today? His status said "I just shit my pants in my new car and now the seats are ruined"... hahaha!! He totally got Seahawked by Kara!

by angiesdancin July 19, 2011

Seahawks Nazi

(noun) an overly obsessed fan of the NFL team The Seattle Seahawks. They will do anything to help the team, on or off the field. They have been known to seek vengeance on those they see fit.

I heard the Seahawks Nazis were the ones who got Ben Rothlisberger to crash his motorcycle after Seattle lost in Super Bowl XL.

by dirdeed November 2, 2008

Seahawked

Doing something incredible followed by something absolutely retarded.

You totally seahawked it with that chick. You told her how pretty and amazing she was while staring at another chick's ass.

by thomaspaine February 1, 2015

Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.

Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...

by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011

Seahawk fan

A Seahawk fan is a bandwagon that lies and is known as a cunt world wide

Every seahawk fan ever

by Tony the sky September 18, 2016