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Gamer Sex Moment

whenever something is over two times the "power" of a "bruh moment."
dude that was a real gamer sex moment
by panqueca74 September 8, 2019
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Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
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sex monopoly

If all roommates of one residence have sex with the same person.
(In a four person house)

"If you three already had sex with her, then I just completed the sex monopoly last night."
by Azans September 3, 2006
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the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.
by Isauce August 20, 2006
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sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.
"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry
by gem & si November 16, 2006
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awkward film sex moment

When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.

Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.
When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.

Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"

Or

When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.

Mary: "Awkward..."

Timmy: "Can we do that again?"

Mary: "........"
by pooponmeeee December 8, 2009
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Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.
guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.
by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010
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