Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.

Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"

by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

canal sex

to have sex through the ear canal
(cah-anal)

"have you heard about canal sex? Its way safer than traditional forms of birth control"

by arianus August 9, 2015

Canadian Sex

Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).

Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."

by HerzogPhilipp October 23, 2007

Canadian Sex

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

Canadian Sex Act

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022

Canabalism sex

When you gather 6 little kids and make them have sex with each other until they die and then come in and eat them with all of their grandmas.

I had canabalism sex with my schoolmates 7 days ago

by Littlegirls457 November 27, 2019