Geo Squatting

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

Scrafting

When one girl has sex with another girl

Scrafting is two girls having sex

by Freddie101 April 14, 2019

T Scotting

(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.

Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah

by asereht5 December 11, 2013

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009

scrating

Of Ilkeston origin when someone is upset or crying, usually used in a negative, offensive, uncaring way

"Stop scrating"/"Your always scrating"/

by tmw January 24, 2005