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Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.
by apatheticempath December 3, 2011
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Scrub

A scrub is a more derogatory form of the slang "noob", "nub" etc. and is primarily used in video games, particularly those which are multiplayer based.

Whilst a noob is generally considered one who is new to the game, and as a result not proficient, a scrub need not necessarily be new. It may imply that the person accused is forever a noob, regardless of how much they may practice.
"FML why am i always on the scrub team"
"You piece of shit scrub, uninstall"
by Pottsy1994 November 18, 2012
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Scrub

A guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a busta
by Scrub679 September 16, 2017
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lax scrub

noun-one who tries to play the awesome and intense game of lacrosse, but sucks so bad that noone wants him on their team. Usually has no flow and can't scoop GB's.
Lax player 1-Did you see Marcus Mavlian miss that GB?
Lax player 2-Dude, Marcus has no flow... he's a lax scrub
by marcus can't lax April 2, 2009
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scrub

a guy, also known as a buster (player).
he tries hitting on every girl and gets no love from anyone of them
also has no car, and hollers at everyone
looks like trash
lives with him mom
normally has a girlfriend, but doesn't show her any love
also a guy with no money
"hey sexy lady, wanna give me your number?"
"ew no, you're a scrub"
by daisydoodooadallop May 11, 2015
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scrub off

To daydream of surreal scenarios and situations that have just been mentioned or wondered about, often in an exaggerated manner as seen in the character of JD in scrubs
JD: god that lecturer is boring
Elliot: even though his boring dont scrub off again especially about the whole seperating your head from your body thing again
by maso+cookie March 13, 2009
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scrub mackin

using extremeley bad worthless desperate words or phrases in an attempt to mack on a hot chick
nolan:... so what classes are you taking next semester

natty: umm algebra and sex ed

nolan: i took algebra last year its exhilerating

natty: umm stop scrub mackin on me
by beanschwene February 13, 2010
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