dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

Scrimp

Scrimp is an uncommon seafood item made by combining shrimp and the screams of the damned. It has historically had several violent reactions among males that include balls being exploded and regrown, then exploded again.

Homeless man: "Have you ever heard of scrimp?"
Homeless man 2: "Well of course I've heard scrimp, it's the best damn food I've had."

by TheUnholyFurry August 2, 2022

Scrimping

To insert a breast into the anus of another person.

Josh: Yo bro wanna go to my gang-bang?
Ben: Will we be scrimping?

Josh: Obviously

by TheBitchGetter February 26, 2025

Scrimp

An artist that cannot pronounce the word shrimp, usually from another planet.

Sophia: Hey this Scrimp tastes good!
Elena: Did you mispronounce shrimp?
Sophia: ...maybe

by Burritote May 8, 2023

Scrimp

When your mum shouts to you and you don’t hear her so she slaps you up.

Mum: Oi!
You: ...

(Mum repeatedly slaps you)(scrimps you)

by Your mum scrimps you October 24, 2020