crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church

You're a good crack daddy Scoon.

by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018

Scoon

Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.

I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.

by Robert Mixon November 24, 2021

frothy scoon

A word that others may think is a compliment, but you always know that you now own them with there unappealing scuzzyness .

the man is such a frothy scoon

by red@blue December 29, 2016

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

Scoon

Its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
Me. its a scoon man

by KingRaccoonVIII April 16, 2021

Scoon

its a scoon man

OG Bdard. what the fuck is a scoon
me. its a scoon, man

by anonymous April 16, 2021

Scoon

Intolerable dumbass, generally someone who lacks critical thinking skills and asks a simple or redundant question that they could answer themselves if they thought about for more than a few seconds

Guy 1: what does half a ham even taste like?
Guy 2:like half a ham you fucking Scoon.

by digbickarithmatic December 25, 2021