schizophrenia

A severe mental illness, often recurring and sometimes progressive, in which the behavior becomes withdrawn and out of character, the intellect and emotions deteriorate and hallucinations may occur.

"Yeah, my friend, Bob here is schizophrenic; watch what you do."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Ex-induced schizophrenic

An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.

It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.

Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

schizophrenia

Condition in which person's perception of reality differs from that of most others. Commonly believed to be an illness; in some instances this may be the case, but in others it may be that the person exists in a transcendent state that has not yet been defined or detected by science.

I live two lives. One is as a Web developer and programmer on a planet called Earth. The other is as an intergalactic diplomat from the Ammethane system. Both are equally real to me. Neither has adversely affected my existence as a functional being in the opposed reality. But most of you who read this would say I suffer from schizophrenia.

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010