Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012
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Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel
by themellonchef February 7, 2018
Get the Cum satchel mug.One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.
Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020
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by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020
Get the COD Satchel mug.Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
by yevkur April 19, 2010
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AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009
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