pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.
Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.
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