Has a 100 ft penis and a hater of t series. He alway picks up chicks, you better watch your girl 24/7. He is very sexy.
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by Shithead is a female dog July 11, 2019
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by Joey R. July 26, 2007
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by ayoone October 21, 2018
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by Yodaddybutsexier June 21, 2019
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Get the santero mug.Santino is a crazy boy who loves bikes And always goes back to the same girl more then once. But if you are he’s girlfriend be prepared for him so always be by your side and if someone is messing with u go to him
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