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Sandy Vagina

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.
Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.
by BabaBryan July 14, 2010
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sandy vagina

a metaphor for discomfort or anger, referring to the rather uncomfortable feeling of having sand in the vagina
"man, Shaniqua got dumped yesterday and now she's got a sandy vagina!"
by counselor May 18, 2006
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Sandy Vagina

When your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out real quick and dip it in the sand then stick right back in.
Oh we did the sandy vagina when we were at the shore.
by Im markers March 24, 2003
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Sandy Vagina

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.
Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina
by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019
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Sandy Vagina-itis-otis

When a person acts like he (or she) has sand in their Tight
7 year old Vagina.
This disorder is common among those who are easily pissed off, or who are generally beleive that they are too tough to handle.
The disorder is triggered by a smart remark, which makes the vagina itch, and become scaly. After time, the vagina is rubbed dry by the sand and the carrier is really really pissed off, and has a cry. QQ.
If irritation persists, HARDEN THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Sandy Vagina-itis-otis:

Cool dude: Youre shit

FAG: No im not

Cool dude: yep youre shit

FAG: OMFG MY FUCKEN PUSSY!!!
by Organdonator October 24, 2007
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sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.
Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."
by Tim K. July 29, 2008
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sandy vagina

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today
by Ryan,Christian July 4, 2008
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