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titty sandwhich

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when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
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Zoot Sandwiched

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When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.
“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched
by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021
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cock meat sandwhich

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Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.
by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008
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sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D
*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by unusu-al June 2, 2004
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Sandwhich Artist

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A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.
"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."
by the hashtronaut June 30, 2012
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makin' sandwiches

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Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.
"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.
by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011
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Croissant Sandwhich

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When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".
Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!
by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009
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