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Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.
Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020
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Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
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Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.
Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!
by rawesomer September 25, 2018
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cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!
by Boymom1 August 29, 2017
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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
by John Godwin February 7, 2013
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sammich maker

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
by bitchinthekitchen May 15, 2010
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sammich

The term sammich describes any sandwich that is out of the ordinary. A sammich can be an exceptionally delicious sandwich, made with great care and planning. On the other hand, a sammich can also be an extremely ghetto sandwich, made by a desperate, hungry soul.
A sandwich that takes 10 minutes to prepare or contains three or more layers is usually considered a sammich. The microwaved butter sandwich, lettuce sandwich, or grilled cheese sandwich made with an iron are all considered sammiches.
by JBalls May 23, 2006
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