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sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.
Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.
by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008
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sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.
Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.
by Bob February 4, 2005
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Sumo Cyco

Sumo Cyco is a Canadian rock band.

They currently have three singles out:

"Limp" (March 18, 2011)
"Mercy" (March 23, 2011)

And the most recent, "Interceptor" (July 15, 2011)

The members are:

Sever (Skye Sweetnam)
Legs
M.D.
and
Thor
Skye Fan 1#: "Hey, whatever happened to Skye :("
Skye Fan 2#: "She's in this awesome new band called 'Sumo Cyco'!"
Skye Fan 1#: "Awesome! I'll check them out!"
by Liz Bit July 24, 2011
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Sumo Soup

When one person produces feces in a underwear piece and and a 2nd party commenced to wearing the deficated underwear….
Daniel and David performed a sumo soup because David couldn’t wait for the bathroom….
by Crazy6310659 March 10, 2022
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sumo wrestling

Sumo wrestling involves 2 fat REALLY REALLY fat guys that EAT heaps and heaps of food al the time to get really really fat and try and push eachother over or out of the ring, it is a national Sport and Japan's FAVOURITE sport!!!!!
the REALLLY reallly FAAAAAAAAATTTT guys entered the sumo wrestling ring!!!
by Mr.wankk March 2, 2007
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sumo wrestling

Some kind of fight where a massive Japanese guy comes together with his partner and fight until KO.
Hint: Don't go to a sumo wrestling match if you are not a sumo wrestler. Sumo wrestlers are so heavy that they will kill you once they step on you. Beware.
by LOLLERZZZZZZZZZZZ April 21, 2009
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pull sumo

"Oh man you gonna pull sumo tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I love to eat butt"
by allycruzer January 7, 2016
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