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When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.
Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....
by DiscountBaby April 8, 2022
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SSR (Smart Students Republic)

A group of male students that went through a lot of academic hardships but helped each other. As a result, they all got high grades because they helped each other.
Huya ka? Taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ka. Ang taga SSR (Smart Students Republic) ya way na huya!
by mayorgago August 15, 2022
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Pre-Meds [Pre-Medical Students]

1) Some of the worst people on earth.
2) Cut Throat brown nosers who suck at life.
3) People who will screw each other over for no reason.
4) The most hated people in college.
5) Nosy people who always want to know what other people got on a test.
6) Bitchy losers who always complain about how hard school is.
Pre-Meds Pre-Medical Students: Hey billy what did you get on your test?
Billy: None of your business You brown nosing pre-med.

Jane: I have so much stuff to do.
Pre-med: oh yea? I have to clean the house do the laundry study for Organic chem, Physics, and so much more !

Teacher: Okay class I went to the amazon rain forest over break,I found a cure for HIV, Cancer, and discovered a new species of Plant.
Pre-med: is this going to be on the test?
by Damn I told u. October 6, 2008
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Chinese MBA Students

A category of students from mainland China that undertakes a MBA course in Europe, United States or Canada. This people usually do not integrate with other fellow students, don't share their knowledge and don't participate. They are specialists in copying the work and organizing parallel activities, where the non-chinese are never invited. They have excellent marks, but don't expect any help or possibility for good professional networking. Chinese MBA students are fantastic in the West to re-define our assumptions and all positive prejudice we had from such a prosperous society. There are no doubts that China would be in a even better shape if their future, high-potential international managers were not so egoists.
"You will certainly understand what I just wrote if you came accross a MBA program"
by Ciro April 18, 2005
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IB Students

Losers who sacrifice every aspect of their social life, only for IB to absolutely destroy them.

Also: People who think they are smarter than the standard student, only to realize that they all end up in the same place: McDonalds.

Virgins
“Look. IB students. Pathetic.”

“You can’t get into Harvard with a 23”
by Notgae March 6, 2020
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Uvee Students

There are many UVee students at the bar tonight
by Seouleats February 17, 2010
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Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).
A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.
by FaceSmush January 28, 2015
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