Sylenced snipper

When you go to piss in the middle of the night and only piss onto the side of the toilet so no one hears you.

Last night I had to piss so I whipped out my sylenced snipper

by LivinLegend55 June 27, 2020

Bush snippers

A tool where people can trim there their bushes. Aka hedge trimmers. What did you think this was meant to be a sex joke you pervert.

Tracey uses bush snippers to trim her hedge.

by Haha sucked in u poofter March 02, 2009

whipper-snipper

A snippet is a brief quotable passage. People who think in snippets are called 'whipper-snippers.'

Women have a greater propensity to hear snippets and deduce from them because they have conversational skills that men don't have and men tend to internalize and think about things differently.

While driving in a car:

Man: Oh! There's that trading firm. I made millions off of them.

Woman: Williams!? What is that!? Williams!? Williams!? What is that!?!

Man: Williams!? What is Williams!? I said millions, 'whipper-snipper.' Where do you get 'williams' from 'millions' talking about a trading firm!?

by chewinggumtester June 16, 2012

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

Tripper Snipper

Well you know the usgh
Speed
Weed
Heroin
Cocaine
Msushrooms
Pinel Clean
Petrol
Batter Acis
Acid
Salvia
Meth
Some herbs and spices And some Lettuce and Tomato
Vodka Sauce
Bam Bam and the dirt is gone
Ajax spraying wipe
Chicken and Cheese
All Wrapped in a Tortilla

Lez:"Why is it called a Tripper Snipper"
Sassy:"Cuz it Trips you the fuck out and your whole life gets snipped from reality plus you hear the sound of a whippersnipper in the back of your head for like 7 or 8 hours or so"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 07, 2023

Snipper

A word for ones anus, the snipper is the one who decides when to stop shitting.

My snipper was burning after that spicy jacket potato.

by Prink1110 March 09, 2024