Slizzard

A skinny ass lightskinned bitch without ass or titties but has a pretty face.

She alright but she a slizzard no ass or tits

by Lafkareski November 23, 2018

Slizzard

Snake-lizard

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.

The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard

by Grrawr!!! December 23, 2011

slizzard

A gentler "krunk". Probably a result of too much syrup, rather than krunk, which is a result of too much hard or malt liquor

"Lick you like a lizard when I'm slizzard"
-Outkast
Youngbloodz use it more effectively and frequently, however.

by Don Colbleone October 7, 2002

slizzard

When a girl gets so drunk that she ends up with a blizzard of cum on her face.

My bitch got slizzard last night

by Anonjerkfaise October 10, 2010

Slizzard

Dairy Queens new flavor of blizzard.

Joe:Hey Tim, did you try dairy queens new blizzard flavor?
Tim: Nope, what is it?
Joe: It's Slizzard.

by LLAMASRFOSHIZZLE November 8, 2010

slizzard

Verb - the act of becoming intoxicated by ingesting sliced lizzards

oh man, last night, that gecko really got me slizzard.

by _fatguy November 27, 2010

slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

by redmeat17 February 20, 2011