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The Seabiscuit

After sex, the woman places a towel between her legs to keep the cum from dripping out, holding one end of the towel in front of her and the other behind her. She then proceeds to "gallop like seabiscuit", pretending the towel is a horse, to the restroom where she cleans up.
Me: So my girl and I just did it and afterwards she galloped to the bathroom like she was riding a horse.
Friend: So she was doing the Seabiscuit?
by rycrober January 11, 2009
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The Seabiscuit

After sex, the woman places a towel between her legs to keep the cum from dripping out, holding one end of the towel in front of her and the other behind her. She then proceeds to "gallop like seabiscuit", pretending the towel is a horse, to the restroom where she cleans up.
Me: So my girl and I just did it and afterwards she galloped to the bathroom like she was riding a horse.
Friend: So she was doing the Seabiscuit?
by Rycrober January 30, 2008
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Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.
When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.
by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023
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dangling seabiscuit

When a male ballsack slaps the inner thigh. It can usually be done on purpose with the legs spread and producing a swinging motion.

One can do it to another in some cases when the leg is kicked so hard that it acts like the newton pendulum.
“It’s so hot out, this dangling seabiscuit is keeping me cool.”

“Yo, Daniel kicked me so hard, caused a dangling seabiscuit.”
by The CrimsynChan January 18, 2018
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seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.
by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019
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Pee like sea biscuit

There was a famous race horse named sea biscuit.

Race horses are famous for peeing 6 gallons per second.

So peeing like sea biscuit basically means you’re peeing every second and peeing a ton every time.
Coffee makes me pee like sea biscuit.
by Lilacpetalsss March 29, 2018
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Teabiscuit

A British mentally disabled man or woman who dunks biscuits into hot cocoa and sticks it up their rectum.
Ya darn "Teabiscuit".
by FatassCurls July 28, 2019
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