if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad

it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea

by serinyx May 6, 2021

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 10, 2021

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

i can't believe it's not butterface

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

by Kyle JC January 13, 2008