Simeon 

An amazing archangel from Obey Me shall we date. He is also great at cooking, he writes a book, he is friends with Michael, a former brother of Lucifer and he's the gurdian of Luke.

Y/N: Hey, who is Simeon?
Mc: An amazing angel and father of Luke.
Levi(-athan): Isn't he just Luke's gurdian?
Mc: I know what I said.

Simeon by Neko Aisuru-chan May 25, 2022

Simeon 

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Simeons will usually have an ENORMOUS penis. Like, probably the biggest you will ever see. He will be super attractive and really hot. If you meet someone who you think is really hot, they probably will be a Simeon.

Person 1: Woah dude! That guy is cute.

Person 2: Yeah. He probably is a Simeon

Simeon by SCookie April 10, 2023

simeon 

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

simeon by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Simeon 

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

Simeon by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011

Simeon 

Muscular guy that loves working out. Is really cute, and really funny. He’s got a big cock. He has great music taste.

Who is that? You don’t know, that’s Simeon!

Simeon by kingprince0303 June 1, 2020

Simeon 

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

Simeon by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Simeon 

That one kid with the wierd ass name.

"Hey guys" said simeon,"shut up simeon nobody was talking to you" said another person

Simeon by Simeon ;( September 25, 2020