rumplestiltskin 

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.

Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.

rumplestiltskin by jack johnson 69 March 31, 2007

Rumpelstiltskin 

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

Rumpelstiltskin by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

Rumpelstiltskin by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

rumplestiltskin 

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf

"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"

rumplestiltskin by samstorm December 5, 2004

Rumpelstiltskin 

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

Rumpelstiltskin by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin 

This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.

*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.

Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011

Rumplestilskin 

Noun or verb. The Rumplestilskin is a variant of the blumpkin in which a stranger initiates the blowjob while the target is on the toilet, and will continue to perform fellatio until his name is guessed. Named after the fabled trickster who would be promised a first-born child if his name could not be guessed.

John sure has been in the bathroom a long time. I hope he wasn't ambushed by a Rumplestilskin! He's a horrible guesser.

Rumplestilskin by Hypester February 10, 2007