Rufus

A man whose erections are non-existent, and if they are, microscopic. He is a weeb.

“Did you see Rufus last night?”

“No, he was busy watching hentai on his phone”

“What a loser”

by Water_sheep November 19, 2019

rufus

A word meaning 'cool' and 'awesome' created by the character 'Guy' in the movie "Never Been Kissed"

Whoa, the dance theme is so rufus!!

by Muaha February 8, 2005

rufus

my new, cool, hip word. spread it around like wildfire.

your disco barbie costume is totally rufus.

by punsie October 16, 2008

rufus

a partially smoked bowl of marijuana, usually found later by the same smoker

"I was about to repack the bowl, but it was still rufus"

by Rufus Caliente January 11, 2008

rufus

cool, rad, beyond awesome

This prom is rufus!

by morrigancave August 5, 2008

rufus

A slang word used in the movie, "Never Been Kissed," created by a character, Guy, which refers to anything cool.

Friend: "That's rufalicious!"
Guy: "No, it's just rufus. It's not a gum."

by xmascarroll July 29, 2008

rufus

a friend or pet that is so nice and funny, and whatever he does is cute

"I LOVE THAT BLACK LAB, RUFUS"

by rufuslover January 8, 2009