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Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
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Rodent

A mammal who has teeth that grows sometimes,so they chew on some objects to keep their teeth short.Mice,Hamsters,Guinea Pigs,and Squirrels are some kinds of rodents.
by NintenAnaLoid of Starmen.net November 9, 2012
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Roadmen

Lads who wear black puffer jackets and hang outside of your local Maccy's. They try and hit on teen girls by usually saying "oi bruv can I have ur snap"

They also threaten to shank anyone or anything that pushes them over the edge.
"I went to Maccy's on Saturday and there were roadmen there!"
by Sai-Chan November 28, 2020
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Roadmen

The Homo-Roadmen or simply “Roadmen” the binomial name given to a species of homo not to dissimilar in intelligence than that of the Homo Habilis. Identifiable with the garments it wears most often Nike crepes or socks and flips-flops, a padded jacket completed with a tracksuit, with the trousers waist worn below the breach, topped off with a Manbag accommodating a contraceptive device, a small container of white substance, a phone for receiving calls from patrons in need of said white substance, and finally an implement for robbery and self-defence with a sharp serrated edge and point.

When observed in its native habitat of unkempt council estates and social housing, exhibits behaviour similar to the Chav. In fact many Roadmen are the Juvenile offspring of the Chav.

The unique yet unsophisticated form of communication of the Roadmen consists of slang words which occasionally are oxymoronic in nature. Very recently Scientists have for the first time been able to decipher such slang translated into Queens English.

Allow- Oi Allow It fam innit -One must cease one’s actions.

Bait - Your bait bruv innit, One is being most obnoxious and regular!

Bare- Man’s going to eat Bare Shit!

Mandem- mans out with the mandem tonight, bruv - One shall be convening with one’s fellowship at a function this fine evening.
The Homo-Roadmen or simply “Roadmen”the binomial name given to a species of homo not to dissimilar in intelligence than that of the Homo Habilis.
by ADHDivvy February 19, 2022
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Rodentious

Of rodents; (1) a person displaying a large, elongated and sharply pointed nose.

(2) a person exhibiting characteristics commonly associated with the lower form of rodent life.
(1) Did you see the rodentious nose on that poor woman?
(2) Those rodentious bastards are out to get me!
by Musicseller October 30, 2008
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roomen

A room mate you have lived with that is of the lineage of the original room mates who coined the term roomen.
Roomen! Lets go eat
by SAE1856 February 1, 2014
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Rodeene

Rodeene is a nice caring person but can be a handful sometimes she loves to make new friends . She's trustworthy and pretty intelligent and hilarious but she can also be very wired and nasty and crazy. She's a type of person to laugh at her own joke even when it's not funny she also loves to helping people with there personal problems she's doesn't take shit she gonna catch it and throw I back in your face DO NOT get on her bad side she's doesn't like being surrounded by many people she can be shy and sophisticated but can also be a badass . She loves to eat mostly (junk food) 🍟🍩🍔 she funny and Goofy , she's a girl to fake to be okay when she's know she dying inside and hurting , she loves kids and might sometimes get on your nerves but she a girl who will be there for you through your though times and good. She will never stab you in the back she's a loyal and faithful and honest person she's love to play around with people. And also she's a type of girl to scread to her crush the she likes him/her . If you know someone who name rodeene you lucky to have her in your life.
Mimi: OMG is that rodeene she a very funny and a cool person and a honest person I love to hangout

Teria: for real she not fake like the others girl's
by Lava a December 1, 2019
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