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turkish bike ride 

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

Ride the bike

When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.
(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.

(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
Ride the bike by nelly4tado June 19, 2010

naughty bike ride 

Groups of men heading on "cycling" trips into the woods for "exercise". Think outdoor cottaging or dogging for the environmentally concious
my arse is killing after that naughty bike ride

Bike ride 

A LSD trip, from the legendary bike ride done by albert hoffman
"Im going on a bike ride later"
Bike ride by krs-too March 1, 2009

Bike Ride 

A code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay butt sex with them. This term usually precedes phrases such as "I'm so happy!"
Happy meaning "gay" or "the feeling you have after a great fuck."
Guy #1: Anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
Guy #2: nah, man I'm good.
Guy #3: That would be fantastic!

a half hour later

Guy#1: I'm so HAPPY right now!!
Guy#3: This is the happiest I've ever been!
Bike Ride by Johnny Paulson April 10, 2009

ride my bike

a pimp song by "the pack"; also a phrase that says "go do something"
i'm bored. i'm gonna go ride my bike.
ride my bike by darnell larson January 8, 2007