Reet

Short for retard

Yo shut up, you're such a reet.

by RubberBandLegs November 20, 2018

Reet

U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.

SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!

by Reet God January 23, 2018

Reet

Reet is a word or exclamation commonly used when surprised or shocked but can be used in pain aswell. Normally used in a bad situation.

Me:(drop kicked in balls) REET,or,REEEEEEEEEET

by Your nans wifes sisters dog January 22, 2019

Reet

A word to describe someone who is retarded. Sometimes said slowly.

Jimmy got an F in the test, what a reet.

"Hey Jimmy, I'm pregnant."

"Reeeeeet!"

by proutyboyxoxo November 22, 2009

Reet

Reet's ..Individual Retail Investors, the average
trader who is either Short , Long, and/ or day traders.

Hedge Funds manipulate the market, making it hard for
Reet's to get a decent order filled on any stock, on any given day.

by Corswecan June 16, 2008

Reet

Reet means Hello or Hi

Reet mate how you doing!
You can extend it also like Reeeet, it's really funny

by Assad Khan February 14, 2009

Reet

sound buttpop makes, while wooing men.

"what time is it?" I asked.
"REET!" said Meghan.

by Lubeyyy April 22, 2009