Detroit Red Wings

One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.

RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18

by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012

Red Wings

although it is believed to be involving oral sex it actually refers to the bloody smears on the front of the thighs and groin after having sex with a woman on her period.

"she was on the rag, but i didnt care, i learned to fly with my red wings"

by privacy blocked September 28, 2008

Red Wings

You earn your "red wings" when you either
a) have sex on your period
b) have sex with someone on thier period

I must be an angel cause I have red wings! ;)

by nayeliavaria December 4, 2010

Detroit Red Wings

They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.

"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"

by nick beyer May 31, 2009

red wings

also refers to the act of sex itself when the girl is on her period

the shower is the perfect place to earn your red wings

by rawrimaleo January 16, 2011

Earning Red Wings

Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.

by dork February 17, 2005

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