by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019

person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
by DR4CU1A November 5, 2021

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
by atleastjake December 20, 2015

when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up a bit. while theyre caught off guard turn around and immediately fart in their face.
so i was fucking this chick right, she told me she wanted a facial. so i said sure would you like it spiced up a bit? she said yes so i proceeded to give her a full serving of zesty queso.
by rgrdean July 19, 2009

by grape_catAg May 8, 2015
