What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-
(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry
Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)
Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he
went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (
Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was
running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over
in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay
child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).
Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
