Pwned

Being "owned" but ten times worse (Owned is to have your ass handed to you about something, usually a game)
Dude you just got owned!
No, he got pwned!
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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Pwned

A verb meaning "to own with a pistol"
coined in Halo 2
by Gaaalo January 18, 2011
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Pwned

Player Owned. A more recently and upgraded version of 0wned. Acceptable in limited circumstances. Thought by many to be started in Starcraft, Still others believe it started in Quake, and a few people believe in started on Everquest.
once again i pwned you all
by Matt Seigel November 07, 2003
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Pwned

To do an impressive comeback on someone when they tried to bully you around.
A goth is walking in school minding her own business, and a prep blocks her way and she starts to mess with her.
Preppy: "umm, lyk why do you have all that wierd stuff on"
Goth: "uh, well because i can, why?"
Preppy: "lyke i hope you dont think it lyke will get you popularrr, because lyke, it doesnt.. it just makes you lyke wierd.. so lyke yeah.."
*goth rolls her eyes and tries to continue walking*
*preppy gets back in goths way*
Preppy: "umm, lyke you need to lyke apologyze for lyke rolling your eyes at me. lyke you cant lyke do that to me, im lyke the most popular girl lyke in this school"
*goth gets close to preppys face*
Goth: *talks a little louder than before* "Umm, you know what really needs to be done. you need to like, learn like, proper english, LIKE!! Fucking queer. you shouldnt even be in the 10th grade english!!"
*goth shoves preppy*
Preppy: "umm lyke i lyke told you lyke im lyke popular for you to lyke shove me"
Goth: "ugh... ok fuck this"
*pulls down preppys mini skirt and reveals thong, also letting out the rotten smell from preppys coochie*
Goth: "i wonder how popular you feel now that everyone knows you dont take showers"
nearby person: "OWNED!"

preppy's life is ruined from being pwned by someone she thought she was better than
by DarkEndWolf April 20, 2008
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Pwned

Synonym for schooled, served, burned, etc. It is actually pronounced as poned too. I don't get why it's a w. Who does though?
Girl 1: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Girl 2: *thinking* You better back up bitch!
Girl 3: *up in Girl 2's face* OH! YOU JUST GOT PWNED!
by SUCK IT YB April 06, 2009
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Pwned

EVERYONE STFU! YES KIDS LIKE ME USE PWNED BUT ITS NOT THAT FUNNY, OH BTW IT Means to completly dominate or "own" someone when used in online play!
OMG That rocket whore just pwned me!!!
by BABABADOOSH March 19, 2007
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Pwned

verb
1. To be professionally owned
Loser: "ROFL! You just got pwned!"


Me: *drops pencil*
Weird Russian kid who sat behind me last year: "haha, pwned"
Me (to myself): "What a looser"
by Pax123 October 27, 2008
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