Purgatory

The Roman Catholic Church teaches that the souls of God’s people may go to a place called "purgatory" after death, which is a half-way house between Heaven and Hell. They teach that it is a place of purging, in which the soul will suffer for a while before being fit to gain salvation into Heaven. The prayers, candle burning, and financial gifts to the church of a person and his friends is supposed to shorten the length of time that the soul suffers in purgatory.

Purgatory is the place where the soul is purged after death for past sins and thus becomes fit for Heaven.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 28, 2010

Purgatory Maybe

There's "Heavens no" and "hell yes,"

this is "Purgatory maybe."

Person 1: "Do you want to go see a movie this weekend?"
Person 2, unsure: "That's a purgatory maybe."

by disasterbastard March 11, 2020

Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Sushi Purgatory

The time of day, between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, where sushi restaurants are closed between lunch and dinner, making it excessively hard to find sushi.

We tried 4 different restaurants, but found ourselves trapped in sushi purgatory.

by Memoric powers October 4, 2009

purgatory

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.

If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

Dating purgatory

That awkward stage when you are seeing someone and you have yet to have "the talk" about what the two of you want.

girl 1: so what is going on between you and what's his name?
girl 2: well we go out on dates and we're friends, but we haven't had that talk yet.
girl 1: oh, so you're in dating purgatory.

by cdfv April 26, 2010