pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

by angates April 21, 2016

pubic hair fire

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Pim: "Have you tried the new pubic hair removal treatment?"
Natasha: "What's that?"
Pim: "They set fire to your pubes..."
Natasha:"Pubic hair fire?"
Pim:"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BABY!!!" *hysterical laugh*

by theguywiththepeircedtesticles November 18, 2013

Pubic Hair Spaghetti

the eating of pubic hair

Eat my pubes like spaghetti.

or

I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.

by A1A1 December 4, 2010

Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.

partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008