poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

procrastination station

The place you find yourself when you just don't feel like doing anything.

Chris was stuck at the procrastination station all semester and ended up with a 0.8 GPA.

by mel22 December 30, 2008

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

procrastidate

(noun)

1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)

(verb)

2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.

1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.

2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.

by qnix February 6, 2006

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.

TED: Hey Joe! have you done our homework yet?
JOE: No man, let's do it at my place, 6:00pm PST.
TED: It's settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!

Procrastination Savings Time (PST)

by Fabio~ September 17, 2011

Procrastinating

What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.

What I am doing right now.

Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.

"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."

Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:

by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011

Procrastination

Putting off for tomorrow what should have been done today.

I should have written my college applications, but procrastination kept me from doing so. Besides, getting the high score on Pac-Man is WAY more impressive than getting into Harvard.

by thearistocrat28 October 24, 2009