primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.

How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?

by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019

Primate

noun
A primitive person who remains undeveloped in sociability and culture.

That primate always cries about people different from him.

by D3174 August 10, 2023

Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021

primat

matteo (brasil)

Ugh, you're such a primatenmensch.

by riaslover187 February 17, 2021