preneting

Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.

Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.

Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?

by Lol@Laura May 2, 2018

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

preeing

Clocking something. Working it out all of a sudden

Oh I’m just preeing the shop is shut isnt it?

by theheadlessbluelettuce August 9, 2021

Preeing

The action of staring at someone for a long time.

Boy: Yo look at that dude preeing us over there.
Girl: Ya he is preeing us a lot.

by dwdjiawdnadjaodjiodjaal March 23, 2022

Presting

To do something purely for the prestige that comes with it.

I.e. language learning

Guy 2: "I am learning Esperanto"
Guy 1: "You know that it's a horrible language, right? You're just presting."

by Lolimgod October 25, 2023

preening

what birds do to mantain or just tidy up their feathers, keeping them nice and healthy

My cockatiel is preening

by what am i doing heree December 2, 2023

pretingle

The pleasure before one orgasms, typically gained through edging or gooning

Trump: Man I'm edging rn.

Luigi Mangione: Tryna get that pretingle?

by skinnei December 13, 2024