Peter Popper

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Dent Popper

When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.

I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.

I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.

She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.

by fat obese lady April 15, 2018

Picker popper

Jalapeno peppers is shaped like dicks two Mexicans eat them inside the stuff is spicy dick

May I take your order how about the picker poppers

by Kingofdick February 15, 2019

popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session

dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.

by popperbator January 21, 2009

prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

butt-puppet

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.

Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.

by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004

Rape Puppet

Someone who is confined against their will in order to perform frequent violent sex.

Fritzl used his daughter as a rape puppet.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013