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and I'm the Pope

Used to show disbeliefe.
John: Dude, i had sex with the hottest girl last night.

Jake: Yea, and I'm the Pope.
by Happy Hoppy May 9, 2012
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FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.
The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.
by Mansy April 24, 2007
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Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"
by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021
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poped

A Person getting killed in EVE Online by a Member of the "Sixth Empire" (6E) Alliance.

Definition:
Blessing a Person in the Name of the Space Pope through actions of the Pope himself or another Member of Sixth Empire.
Known as

"spreading Love with/by Lasers"

or

"receiving Love with/by Lasers".

A successful blessing (poping) results in the complete destruction of the poped Pilots Ship and/or Pod.
- He was poped by that 6E Pilot.
- Poped you, Mike Foxtrot!
by Lance Taggart April 7, 2021
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popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fucki know bitch
by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019
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pompeywood

Pompeywood is a conjoining of Pompey and Hollywood and refers to the filmmaking industry in and around the city of Portsmouth in the UK.
Let's go to Pompeywood and make a movie!
by duvagin December 2, 2019
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