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ponytailxari

ponytailxari is a stan twitter account dedicated to ariana grande he's always thirsty for likes, hit tweets, and always wants to have s3x with his step cousin.
ponytailxari always asks redputationaotd for payola and other big stan accounts to rt his tweets because he's a flop and wants a hit tweet
ponytailxari dm'd skinnysel again to give him payola and unlike redputationaotd she did because he's generous and doesn't acts like a celebrity unlike james 🙄
by legendarycarey October 11, 2020
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Ponzitivity

The cult-like belief that an obvious MLM/Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme is not a scam,but a life-changing opportunity
"We are experiencing technical issues,and are being targeted by hackers and governments because we are changing people's lives" - Scammers
John was such a firm believer in *scam* that he exuded absolute Ponzitivity even after the scheme collapsed,and continues to this day
by McAnon December 15, 2020
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Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.
Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.
by FantaBlack December 12, 2015
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death ponytail

A high ponytail with the hair braided.

They are called death ponytails because every girl who wears this hairstyle is hardcore. A sports team of girls with death ponytails can beat the other team easily.
"Oh my god, the other team has death ponytails. We're screwed."
by irp777 January 27, 2020
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ponzitronic scheme

to perpetrate a ponzi scheme utilizing the internet or some other electronic means. ponzi ponzi scheme ponzi crawl
Adam came up with some crazy ponzitronic scheme to make money. Paid Autosurf and AdSurfDaily would be proud.
by charles wilson II January 15, 2009
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bleeding-ponytail

a Baby Boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days,and
displays these feelings by wearing a ponytail/speaking hippie lingo.
-bleeding-ponytail speak-
person1-Hey bob wasn't that movie "far out"?
person2-yeah I know man it was totally groovy
by Demosthenes Akira May 18, 2006
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the ponytail

This is when you get your wife/girlfreind to stand on their head and take a shit.
by takeum February 25, 2011
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